To the tune of Kaw-Liga
Joe Biden is an evil Democrat
standing in the road
blocking traffic and causing a stink
and acting like a toad
He never raises a finger
to help his faithful followers
but he uses his ill-gained power
to make a gazillion dollars
He lies about the KungFu Flu
He lies about our troops
He even lies about the smell
When he sits to pee and poop
The only way that this old fool
could be the president
was by stealing the election
and that’s exactly how it went
Chorus
Joe Biden oh oooh
he spews out never ending lies
and shows the evil soul behind his eyes
Category: Poems
Willy of the Woods
Deep in the woods where the copperheads thrive lives a hermit named Willy and his pet cat Clyde They ain’t too friendly so approach them with care it’s been said that Willy might lift your hair and Clyde is as mean as any cat can be Clyde is a Bobcat born wild and free They live on squirrel and possum and coon and deer that Willy poaches by the light of the moon Willy makes a little Shine in an ageless copper still and if you know who to see you can buy it in Hemphill There’s a creek close by and Willy likes to go and catch some fish where the weeping willows grow He bothers no one just wants to be alone in the deep piney woods where he makes his home
Bad Poetry
Ode to an Odious Tree
I don't know if this is good enough to be called mediocre, but I'm striving to do better. Under the spreading Sweet Gum tree Spring and Summer gumballs fall on me whenever I mow the grass The mower picks them up and clanging, banging flings them against my truck which chaps my ass And that ain’t all, just wait til fall when the leaves add to the clutter but this too will pass Winter brings starkness, no leaves, no gumballs just a tree sleeping and waiting to make another mess