A Political Song

To the tune of Kaw-Liga

Joe Biden is an evil Democrat
standing in the road
blocking traffic and causing a stink
and acting like a toad

He never raises a finger
to help his faithful followers
but he uses his ill-gained power
to make a gazillion dollars

He lies about the KungFu Flu
He lies about our troops
He even lies about the smell
When he sits to pee and poop

The only way that this old fool
could be the president
was by stealing the election
and that’s exactly how it went

Chorus

Joe Biden oh oooh
he spews out never ending lies
and shows the evil soul behind his eyes

Willy of the Woods

 

 Deep in the woods  
 where the copperheads thrive
 lives a hermit named Willy
 and his pet cat Clyde
 
 
 They ain’t too friendly
 so approach them with care
 it’s been said that Willy
 might lift your hair
 
 
 and Clyde is as mean 
 as any cat can be
 Clyde is a Bobcat
 born wild and free
 
 
 They live on squirrel  
 and possum and coon
 and deer that Willy poaches
 by the light of the moon
 
 
 Willy makes a little Shine
 in an ageless copper still
 and if you know who to see
 you can buy it in Hemphill
 
 
 There’s a creek close by
 and Willy likes to go
 and catch some fish
 where the weeping willows grow
 
 
 He bothers no one
 just wants to be alone
 in the deep piney woods
 where he makes his home
 
 

Bad Poetry

Ode to an Odious Tree

 
I don't know if this is good enough to be called mediocre, but I'm striving to do better.


 Under the spreading Sweet Gum tree
 Spring and Summer gumballs fall on me
 whenever I mow the grass
 
 
 The mower picks them up and clanging, banging
 flings them against my truck
 which chaps my ass
 
 
 And that ain’t all, just wait til fall
 when the leaves add to the clutter
 but this too will pass
 
 
 Winter brings starkness, no leaves, no gumballs
 just a tree sleeping and waiting
 to make another mess